The Chimes

Student government hits the web

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

If you were to check your Blackboard account right now, you will see that, somewhere between Quantitative Reasoning and Oral Communication, you've been enrolled in "Student Government Elections."

This course sent its first announcement Friday, Feb.

It's a deal breaker: Overkill with perfume spray

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Greetings and salutations beautiful young female, whom I'd love to disregard and instead acquire currency, but cannot due to the vast amount of sexual appeal radiating off of your body. I revel in admiring you from afar, however, I am now going to take a closer step towards you and act as though I actually care about this text I am pretending to study in the 'Philosophy' section of this bookstore and see if the perfume that you decided to spray on certain locations of your perfectly proportioned anatomy meets my standards.

Smoke and mirrors: the drug dealer next door

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Tom Baker, whose name has been changed, is a Capital student who sells marijuana. Although the previous sentence may have conjured up an image of a dark and mysterious figure huddled beneath a streetlight on Livingston Avenue, Baker is neither of those things nor is he on academic probation.

Where in the world are C.U. students?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:00:00 GMT

Plenty of students leave the home for dorm life, but nothing declares independence quite as much as leaving the country. Ellie Crawford, junior, traveled to the London College of Communications. "I wanted something completely different from what I had experienced before.